Rants

Important News From Satire!

Jun 30th, 2010 | By JP | Category: Rants

On July 19, we…
Wanted to link you to still another story one of us posted somewhere else.  Stockyard Magazine, the wave of the future.  Give this site your undivided attention, and peep the slick words by this smooth author…
http://www.stockyardmagazine.com/choppingblock/heard-mentality/
Wishing everybody a lovely second half of their summer, and hope you made the most of the [...]



Youth is Very Short: What Ken Griffey Jr. Taught Me About Growing Old…Mainly That It Sucks

Jun 3rd, 2010 | By JP | Category: Rants, Sports

On June 2, 2010, Ken Griffey Jr. made it official, retiring from Major League Baseball after 22 years.  He’s 40 now, and this season had been embarrassing for him, what with rumors of his falling asleep in the clubhouse during a game and rarely entering contests to begin with.  Last summer, I wrote the following [...]



Unemployment #4: Optimists Are Full of Sh*t

May 25th, 2010 | By JP | Category: Rants, What It's Like

No, that’s not a very optimistic title. You are absolutely right.
Just trying to be honest here.
As one slogs through unemployment, popping his or her head up time and again only to have it smacked back down, an unwilling participant in a universe-wide game of whack-a-mole, waiting on an opportunity to make an employer look [...]