Alternate Universe

Alternate Universe: CBS’ Moonves Announces The Early Show Switching to All-Porno Format

Mar 30th, 2010 | By JP | Category: Alternate Universe, Featured Articles

The people behind CBS’ early-morning program The Early Show are tired of taking it on the chin from NBC’s Today and ABC’s Good Morning America, and the move they intend to make could very well revolutionize morning television.
Starting in two weeks (April 12), CBS’ The Early Show will switch to an all-pornographic format. Host Harry [...]



Alternate Universe: John O’Hurley “Having a Grand Time” as Host of Feud

Jan 5th, 2010 | By JP | Category: Alternate Universe

John O’Hurley, the current host of TV game show The Family Feud, is having a wonderful time in his current position, according to published reports.
“I tell you, it truly has been a blessing,” a smiling O’Hurley said. “One day, I’m getting screwed out of the championship of a televised pseudo-celebrity dance competition, the next I’m [...]



Alternate Universe: Tiger Woods Reportedly Accosted by Two-Year-Old Daughter

Dec 1st, 2009 | By JP | Category: Alternate Universe, Featured Articles

Orlando, FL – American golfer Tiger Woods was injured late Monday night at his Orlando home.  According to published reports, a baby spoon had to be removed from his face after becoming lodged behind his retina.
Speaking to reporters upon release from the hospital early Tuesday morning, Woods, reading from a prepared statement and wearing an [...]