Archive for March 2010

Alternate Universe: CBS’ Moonves Announces The Early Show Switching to All-Porno Format

Mar 30th, 2010 | By JP | Category: Alternate Universe, Featured Articles

The people behind CBS’ early-morning program The Early Show are tired of taking it on the chin from NBC’s Today and ABC’s Good Morning America, and the move they intend to make could very well revolutionize morning television.
Starting in two weeks (April 12), CBS’ The Early Show will switch to an all-pornographic format. Host Harry [...]



It Doesn’t Make Any Sense: Week Two at the NCAA Tournament

Mar 29th, 2010 | By JP | Category: Sports

What a strange second weekend of the 2010 NCAA Tournament. No one saw this Final Four coming, most notably the buffoons on the Selection Committee who made West Virginia a two-seed when they had at least as strong a profile as top-seeded Syracuse and won their conference tournament (in, ahem, Syracuse’s conference).
It is true that [...]



Todd Lazarski’s Make the Road by Walking: Book 2, Part 2

Mar 26th, 2010 | By JP | Category: Featured Articles, Life and Times

To read Part 1, click here.
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As is so often the case with former high school acquaintances at a glance, I remember the nickname and not the real one. But the high cheek bones and long, perpetually dumb-looking face immediately take me back to the playground, to the flying elbows and garbage low post moves of [...]