Archive for August 2009

Alternate Universe: Mike Martz “Super Bummed” About Dissolution of Arena League

Aug 31st, 2009 | By JP | Category: Alternate Universe

Mike Martz, the former head coach of the St. Louis Rams and one-time offensive coordinator for two other NFL teams, is reported to be “super bummed, for real” about the recent dissolution of the Arena Football League.
“Think about it,” Martz’s close friend Jim Patrichuck said.  “Mike Martz was the architect of ‘The Greatest Show on [...]



Did Simba Bone Nala at the End of Act 2?

Aug 26th, 2009 | By JP | Category: Rants

About ten years ago, my buddies and I asked our high school friends, “Who was the one Disney character you would most like to have sex with?”  We asked everybody, and had them fill out a survey, numbered 1 to 10, with one being the most sought-after Disney bone and ten the least.
My money was [...]



Beware the Energy-Destroying Black Hole: Rise Above the Emotional Attachment Show

Aug 25th, 2009 | By JP | Category: Entertainment

Certain musical artists tap a vein with listeners, plug into something Joan Baez once described as “the core of believers.”  She was speaking of Bob Dylan, and why everyone freaked out on his songs to such an insane degree back in the early-1960s.  Be it their words or their music or the magical coalescence of [...]