Archive for June 2009

500 Words: Take It Easy On Us, Death

Jun 29th, 2009 | By JP | Category: Rants

So that makes four famous to ridiculously super famous Americans that died last week.  Poor Farrah Fawcett had to go and kick the bucket on the same day as Michael Jackson, so all those front page features on the beloved 70s icon got bumped to page 3 once Jackson passed, and even back there people [...]



R.I.P., You Poor, Sad Bastard

Jun 26th, 2009 | By JP | Category: Entertainment

In the wake of the “shocking” news of Michael Jackson’s death, I find myself realizing that I got to the Jacko party a bit late. By the time I was born in 1983, he was already a major pop star: the landmark Thriller came out the year before, and all the Motown stuff with the [...]



The GOP: Home of the Lying Piece of Sh*t

Jun 25th, 2009 | By JP | Category: Rants

(information obtained from the Associated Press is used in the following article)
I don’t mean to jump on any bandwagons full of pitchfork wielding “liberals” giving each other head and smoking marijuana in between bouts of screaming at the top of their lungs for Mark Sanford’s head on a platter.
All the seats on that bus are [...]