Archive for January 2009

The Jonas Brothers are doing this wrong

Jan 31st, 2009 | By Craig | Category: Rants

Regrettably, the Jonas Brothers are becoming as popular in America as John Daly in a bar, and arguably as destructive.  In case you haven’t heard of them, the Brothers are the latest in the apparently never-ending queue of young, low talent, pretty-boy ass clowns to dominate American pop music.
 
While most guys think the brothers Jonas [...]



Kennedy Was Not a Great President

Jan 30th, 2009 | By Andrew | Category: Politics

There has been a lot of talk recently about how history will view George W. Bush, which amounts to little more than taking current opinions and projecting them onto future generations. There is some merit to using historical events as indicators, but ultimately these wise seers are merely running out of ways to denigrate or [...]



God Ponders His Involvement in American Sports

Jan 29th, 2009 | By JP | Category: Alternate Universe

(God, wearing a Kurt Warner jersey, Jesus, and St. Peter look down from heaven on Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Florida, on the occasion of Super Bowl Media Day)
St. Peter: My Lord, what a beautiful day you’ve wrought.  Your glory knows no bounds.
Jesus: Right, the Americans are very lucky.   But Pops, if I could get [...]